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Thursday, May 31, 2007
So I was going to write my pitch decided because I have to work tomorrow (Confetti) and I don't want to cause it's late and blah blah blah. I don't grasp why people handle situations like children. They could have come to me like an adult and specified what they wanted. I'm not a mind reader and have yet to be one. It's ridiculous because it's makes me and you look like morons. I don't know what's going on if you don't specify then wires get crossed and it doesn't get done. To top it off your an adult and you act like a moron. You now what Screw it here's my pitch:
Are you allergic to Stupidity?
If you answered yes then your one of the millions of people who experience this allergy at least once in their lifetime. It is more common in those 18-112. It is called D.A.J.A.S or Y.A.D.A and it is growing to more then half the population. Symptoms include:
-Rolling of eyes
-Tightness of facial muscles
-Involuntary facial expressions
-Irritability to who's ever around at the time
-Blurred vision. Can only see things like WTF or Are you kidding me
-Loss of patience
-The uncontrollable urge to smack someone
-The urge to scream as loud as you possibly can or run away screaming
-Speech patterns change from calm to pissed in a matter of seconds
-loss of normal hearing. People start to sound like Charlie Brown's teacher from peanuts
If you are experiencing any of these symptoms please contact the person least likely to make you feel like this and have them cheer you up and/or calm you down. If you know of no one who fits that description then please call 1(800) I am-surrounded-by-stupid-people-who-won't-go-away-please-please-help-me. If neither of these options are available to you, then simply wait for your phone to ring and talk/complain/or scream at the solicitor on the phone. I'm sure they would be more then happy to listen and assist anyway then can. If you have a private number your out of luck. Please get some help today.
So there's my pitch. People pissed me off at work and this is the result, however I have said since I worked at the movie theater that I have no patience or sanity left for stupid people. Before you get on the soap stupid means. People like above, people that cut off on the road, Jerky customers who yell at the employees, so on and so fourth. Not someone who is stupid because no one is stupid but these certain individuals decide to put on their dunce cap and go to town regardless of who's around them, their going!~!
Current Mood: Don't Ask!~!
Current Music: Anything and Everything!~!
Are you allergic to Stupidity?
If you answered yes then your one of the millions of people who experience this allergy at least once in their lifetime. It is more common in those 18-112. It is called D.A.J.A.S or Y.A.D.A and it is growing to more then half the population. Symptoms include:
-Rolling of eyes
-Tightness of facial muscles
-Involuntary facial expressions
-Irritability to who's ever around at the time
-Blurred vision. Can only see things like WTF or Are you kidding me
-Loss of patience
-The uncontrollable urge to smack someone
-The urge to scream as loud as you possibly can or run away screaming
-Speech patterns change from calm to pissed in a matter of seconds
-loss of normal hearing. People start to sound like Charlie Brown's teacher from peanuts
If you are experiencing any of these symptoms please contact the person least likely to make you feel like this and have them cheer you up and/or calm you down. If you know of no one who fits that description then please call 1(800) I am-surrounded-by-stupid-people-who-won't-go-away-please-please-help-me. If neither of these options are available to you, then simply wait for your phone to ring and talk/complain/or scream at the solicitor on the phone. I'm sure they would be more then happy to listen and assist anyway then can. If you have a private number your out of luck. Please get some help today.
So there's my pitch. People pissed me off at work and this is the result, however I have said since I worked at the movie theater that I have no patience or sanity left for stupid people. Before you get on the soap stupid means. People like above, people that cut off on the road, Jerky customers who yell at the employees, so on and so fourth. Not someone who is stupid because no one is stupid but these certain individuals decide to put on their dunce cap and go to town regardless of who's around them, their going!~!
Current Mood: Don't Ask!~!
Current Music: Anything and Everything!~!
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